Just putting this question out to the universe:
WHY is it that only 2o minutes after I clean, wipe, and disinfect the bathroom every neighborhood boy (including my own) has to use it? It's like my clean toilet is singing out to them, "Please use me, forget to flush, don't worry about peeing with the lid down and looking while you pee, and PLEASE don't think about wasting your precious play time by washing your hands!!!"
Yep folks, it's the first day of summer break . . .